A young couple arrive at their Honeymoon Suite in a top hotel.
The willing virgin Bride takes off all of her clothes and lays on the bed naked, inviting her husband to enjoy their first sexual encounter.
The Groom seems perplexed and hesitant and his Bridge asks if he is disappointed.
"No" said the Groom, "I am not disappointed but my mother warned me if I put my penis in there it will get bitten off"
The Bride fully exposes herself and says to her worried husband "Look my darling, I don't have any teeth"
"Teeth" the Groom exclaims, "How could you expect to have teeth with gums like that!!!"
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